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Cilantro. The most offensive food known to man.

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Things you’d love to say at work

A few of them censored, but I thought these were really funny… this list is posted at work and I’m trying them on my co-workers – they seem to like it…

THINGS YOU’D LOVE TO SAY OUT LOUD AT WORK.

2. I don’t know what your problem is, but I’ll bet it’s hard to pronounce.
3. How about never? Is never good for you?
4. I see you’ve set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
5. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
6. I’ll try being nicer if you’ll try being smarter.
7. I’m out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
8. I don’t work here. I’m a consultant.
9. It sounds like English, but I can’t understand a word you’re saying.
10. Ahhh. I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again.
11. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
12. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
14. I’m already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
15. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
16. Thank you. We’re all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
17. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
18. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
19. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!
20. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
21. It’s a thankless job, but I’ve got a lot of Karma to burn off.
22. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
24. Do I look like a people person?
25. This isn’t an office. It’s Hell with fluorescent lighting.
26. I started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
27. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
28. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
29. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
30. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
31. I’m trying to imagine you with a personality.
32. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
33. Can I trade this job for what’s behind door #1?
34. Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
35. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
36. Chaos, panic and disorder – my work here is done.
37. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
38. I thought I wanted a career; turns out I just wanted a salary.
40. Oh I get it. like humour.. But different.

Flight Funnies

Warning to Heather – the following involves mention of airplanes and even the word “crash”, you might want to stop reading now…

Well since I just got back from a few plane rides, I found this list of humourous flight attendant sayings quite funny – especially this one:

“After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.”

Westjet of course, is the only ariline in Canada where the Flight Attendants are allowed to be funny, maybe sister-in-law Nicole can try these out on one of her flights. The best I heard on this recent trip was something like “thanks for flying westjet, if you have comments or questions please write them on 20 dollar bills and pass them forward and we’ll be glad to take care of them”.

For another funny post about the adventures of flying, you could also check out this post at Patrick Mead’s blog.

Funny man and his blog

My very funny friend John has entered the blogging “fray” – his most recent post had me giggling like a… I won’t even try, but he would have something really funny to add – even the blog name makes me laugh – check out GO2THEJOHN’s latest post for some uplifting humour. John’s wife Angie also has some great things to add, she deserves much credit and many accolades for many reasons, the first of course being that she has survived years living with the above mentioned comedian… they also have approximately 35 kids, but I’ll let John post on that whole story.

Saskatchewan Roads

Here’s your warning, part of this link has what some might consider a “bad” word – excuse the profanity, but anybody who’s driven in Saskatchewan has to laugh at these pictures…. some of my home provinces “highways” can encourage “bad” words – one of the areas where I can’t argue when my alberta born wife starts bragging.

Cereal for the CofC

I actually laughed out loud in Co-op when I saw this cereal – and just had to buy it in honour of my heritage. It’s actually pretty good, the little yogurt discs are kind of strange and stick to the bottom of your bowl, but they taste okay. Anyway – that one is for my Church of Christ friends and family out there – our cereal has arrived. Next week, Alexander Campbell bobbleheads….

Sweet Perfume

As part of our year-long celebration of the beloved modeling compound’s 50th birthday, PLAY-DOH compound’s distinctive aroma will be available in a limited-edition 1-ounce spray bottle. Childhood memories last forever, but the PLAY-DOH perfume is only available through the end of the year. If your play-doh experience is getting stale, you could also check out the “fresh ideas” area of that site.

Stacey’s Spare Parts

I can’t resist stealing this picture from Stacey’s blog…

funny stuff

Some funny stuff from google ads here… if only you had your old job Dave, you could have brought some of this stuff in.

Stupid People