Flight Funnies

Warning to Heather – the following involves mention of airplanes and even the word “crash”, you might want to stop reading now…

Well since I just got back from a few plane rides, I found this list of humourous flight attendant sayings quite funny – especially this one:

“After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, “Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we’ll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.”

Westjet of course, is the only ariline in Canada where the Flight Attendants are allowed to be funny, maybe sister-in-law Nicole can try these out on one of her flights. The best I heard on this recent trip was something like “thanks for flying westjet, if you have comments or questions please write them on 20 dollar bills and pass them forward and we’ll be glad to take care of them”.

For another funny post about the adventures of flying, you could also check out this post at Patrick Mead’s blog.


4 Responses to Flight Funnies

  1. i love west jet. so choice. quitting tim horton’s is possibly the second best move i ever made. yesssssssssssssssssss.

  2. T says:

    Oh Man, Tim!!! Bonnie and I are dying laughing at those airplane stories.

  3. Please Todd… dying/airplane in the same sentence??!!! we may never get Heather on a plane again!

  4. HMcM says:

    Whew…thanks for the warning Tim…don’t need to put any more thoughts in my mind to fuel this fear! And you’re right you’ll likely never get me on another plane now. You make me smile:)

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